Promotion item

I saw this in Budget Terminal...

The usual price is cheaper than the Promotion price.

Strange.

Words

Dear Rayden,

You are quite advance in your language ability. Is it because your mother is a teacher?

You have progress to 3 and 4 syllabus words...

1. motorbike
2. butterfly
3. dinosaur
4. areoplane
5. elephant
6. alligator

You have shown capability in having decent conversation with us.

Papa to Rayden:"What is Papa's name?"
Rayden:"Daddy"
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Raining heavily
Papa to Rayden:"You want to go playground?"
Rayden:"No"
Papa:"Why?"
Rayden:"Wet-wet"
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A normal weekday morning 9am
Papa to Rayden: "Where's Mama?"
Rayden: "School"

A normal weekday evening 7pm before we go home from shop
Papa to Rayden:"Where's Mama?"
Rayden:"Or or orhhhh" - sleeping
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A customer picking up some goods before proceeding to pay at cashier...
Rayden to customer with his hand outstretch:"Money money money..."


You are so funny, Rayden...

Love,
Papa

Wings

So we were told that he has gone missing. Vanished into the thin air.

Or is he?

Guard:"Boss, we gave him the textbook treatment.... but he refused to use it leh..."

Boss:"How?"

Guard:"We gave him a pair of wings. He took it and flew away. "

Boss:"Aiyo.... loopholes!"