Flyers, pls fly away! Strangers, pls go away!

I really have this urge to put a sign on my door.

1. I DON'T INTENT TO SELL MY FLAT IN THE NEAR FUTURE.
2. MY KIDS NO NEED ANY TUITION - YET.
3. I DON'T LIKE WALLS' ICECREAM.
4. I DON'T INTENT TO BUY A CONDO - YET, (REFER TO POINT 1.)
5. I DON'T INTENT TO BUY INSURANCE FROM STRANGERS.
6. I DON'T NEED A NEW RELIGION.
7. THERE'S ENOUGH LOCKSMITH'S STICKERS ON THE FRONT GATE.

And similarly, I really have this urge to put a sign on my van and car.

1. I DON'T INTENT TO SELL MY VEHICLES - YET.
2. I DON'T INTENT TO CHANGE MY VEHICLES' INSURANCE PLAN.
3. I DON'T NEED REMINDERS THAT MY VEHICLES NEED TO BE WASHED.
4. AUNTIE, GIVE CHANCE - WAIT ANOTHER 5 MINS, CAN?